While growing up we are all taught some basic rules of life that help us survive being “stupid kids” and to stay alive. Our parents would always tell us to be polite and always say please and thank you. When we were going to a friends house or school, they would tell us to look both ways before crossing the street. When we were playing in the front yard and got anywhere even remotely close to the road, our parents would shout “Don’t play in the street!”, even though we weren’t in the road. Well, someone needs to remind this guy of that one simple rule of staying alive. Do NOT play in the street.
Did you know that you can play the game “Snake” on any YouTube video? Yeah, you know the simple game on most early cell phones from the 90′s where you go around and hit little dots and your snake gets bigger. I love that game and if you do too, you’re in luck.
All you have to do is start watching a video, pause it, then hold down the left arrow key for a few seconds. A snake should star flashing, then just use your arrow keys to play! You will probably have to play around with it for a while to get it to work. This would be awesome if we still had to let YouTube videos buffer, but those days are gone for most people. It’s still a cool little trick a lot of your friends probably don’t know about yet.
So I was reading a story today about a New York theater completely ripping out their seating and replacing them with new, wider seats. Here is the main gist of the story.
“For individuals who are larger in stature, the New York City Center is doing something to make guests’ experience a little more comfortable.
It is ripping out all the seats and replacing them with wider ones and giving guests more leg room.
Upon completion guests at the performing-arts center will enjoy more spacious seats ranging from 19 to 22 inches in width — an increase from 17 to 20 inches — and 33 to 48 inches in leg room compared to 32 inches.”
Are they serious? Seats in a theater need to be increased by 17-20 inches?!? Seriously, that’s some serious roomage. I think there might be a problem when we have to start changing standards that have probably been around for 100 years. When you start changing other things to mask a problem, it’s like putting a band-aid on it. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating on anyone and I believe people have the right to do whatever they want to do with their lives. I’m just saying there is a problem when something like this happens.
As I continued on reading the news website, I found out why people have to completely alter their business to accommodate the new American standard; it’s due to things like this – the Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger. Check it out.
Tasty isnt it? Word on the street is that taste testers love it! However, my beef is that this monstrosity should have never been created. I can’t even imagine how someone came about inventing this burger. Doughnuts and hamburgers aren’t even in the same meal category, so someone is working over time. Enough said.
DISCLOSURE: Yes, I would eat it and will if I get the chance.
Lets be honest, the UFC hasn’t had a really good PPV in quite a while now. Whenever they had a good show lined up, one or two fighters would pull out due to injury and the card would be left as below average. UFC 117 doesn’t have the best fights, but they are interesting ones.
I wasn’t interested in seeing Anderson Silva fight again, let alone against someone like Chael Sonnen who isn’t exactly the prime candidate to beat him. I’ll eat my words if he wins, but honestly, if he can’t take Silva down like he claims, he’s screwed. If Chael wasn’t talking so much smack, nobody would care to see Anderson Silva fight again.
“If Anderson Silva walks into a room, you can hear a rat piss on cotton. When I come into a room, you need ear plugs.” – Chael Sonnen
Wait, what? Yes, this guy ran for public office. Anyway, on to the goods. These videos are hilarious.
I always hated having to come up with something for the first post on a blog. Instead of trying to come up with something interesting, I am making a post to promote procrastinate. We’ve all done it, don’t look down on me for it.
Right now my main focus is with trading, but I’ll be updating this blog with cool shit I’m sure only half of you want to read. You’ll get some updates on random stuff I do, PHP programming, movies, video games, mma and more. So basically, this site will be a blog about nothing, you know, kind of like Seinfeld was a show about nothing. If you share some of those interests I listed though, it might be worth reading. I know how you feel, this post makes you want to email me right now, which you can do at the top of the page, and ask me for more content.
To be honest, I really don’t know format if any I will have on this blog. My goal is to post a bunch of stuff I find funny until I figure it out.
